the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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