Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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