Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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