It's like a parade of train wrecks.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm both gender and math confused
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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