Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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