Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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