why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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