in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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