Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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