Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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