Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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