we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
vagina is talking i cant
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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