he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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