dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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