Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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