An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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