I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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