Christians are straight up FREAKS
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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