I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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