A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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