I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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