Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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