Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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