bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
either way he was missing a nipple.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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