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I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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