Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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