Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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