Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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