OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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