Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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