its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Randomize
