He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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