We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I faked an abortion last night.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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