Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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