the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Randomize
