Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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