sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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