I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My life is pants optional.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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