I just cut my nipple shaving
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Dick very happy bro
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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