pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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