I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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