Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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