We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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