He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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