I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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