So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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