Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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