i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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