yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I showed him my bush... on skype.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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