READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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