Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Randomize