Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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