i think i have herpe
just one?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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