I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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